Comparing Chipmunk and Bunny Deterrents - Midwest

Bunny and chipmunk damage to plants and trees is a significant problem here, partly because my yard is delicious.  Partly because I have neighbors who have a bunny living in their bushes and think it's soooo cute because it's pals with their dog.  It's a big bunny, likely the proud father of 429,327 lil bunny bastards who hop over to my place for meals.  I have scoured the internet for the past few years trying to solve my little bunny and chipmunk problem.  Thanks to search engines, I have been presented many options, most of which I have tried. 

I miss John Boehner

Not sure why they pushed him out, he's a perfect fit for current admin.

 

Except for that weed thing.

 

Stab Rabbits. And Chipmunks are Assholes.

Reddit has been a life-changer.  Huge time-suck.  But I live there.  I've acclimated enough to the reddit vernacular to recognize when something is misspelled, it's very likely on purpose.  And if not on purpose?  It will be.  

Snek.

HODL.

How is babby formed. 

Ok, so that last one was a yahoo answers creation, but reddit keeps it alive.  
 

Reddit has a thing about renaming animals with more appropriate names.  I am linking one of my favorite animal name changes, for your amusement.

My Favorite Song today. 'Judas'

Some asshole almost ran me off the road this morning.  I hate rush hour, morning and evening, loath it.  Driving clears my head, but only the highway long-stretch-of-road kind.  I only have to do rush-hour traffic a few times a week, thank sweet baby Jesus.  Most days go uneventfully.  But today...Ugh.  Fuckers out in full force.  Turned up my radio to listen to some metal after my near-death experience, and Fozzy is on XM/Sirius Liquid Metal.  Cathartic, awesome, got to stretch out those vocal cords and hate sing my aggravation away.

Failing Happily - Nah.

Only if it's privately.  Problem is, to get the mass feedback that allows a writer to receive a good idea of what is working and what isn't means you have to put your work out there.  I suppose you could spend your time finding 150 beta readers, but that is time better spent writing more, which ultimately improve your craft as effectively as reader feedback.

Masculinity Essay - Nate Martins - NYT

On the count of three, list three words that define masculinity.   Mine Today:  Hard-working.  Sexy.  Fixer and Repairer of All Things.

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