It's a shame these rando interwebbers are not compensated.  The comments section is a lush tropical island, lush with juicy pineapple and buried treasure, the send-up of the triggered feminist kept me randomly chuckling for days.  

Crows New Hair~ Excuse me, but "fuck" is a male-oriented verb, implying the use of a penis, which they obviously do not have and do not need. It also encourages rape culture. 
Please use a less-hostile, gender neutral euphemism.

I haven't yet made it through all the comments.  It's a great diversion if you need a laugh.  No cacao in sight!

And for the record.  If you are unable to capitalize on a popular hipster series that sends people directly to your place of business, every single day?  You aren't a very good businessperson.  


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