okay okay okay, I swear on my kids this is true. With the ease of photoshop, not sure it will help by posting screenshots. Probably will, for my own record.
I belong to twelve NFL Fantasy leagues. Why 12? Because during that prime drafting week, when fighting off night cravings, I would just draft another league as a distraction. It helped, September was a fantastic month health-wise. In the NFL Fantasy app, I could only have six teams so I have two accounts with six teams under each.
This past week? I won ALL TWELVE of my fantasy football leagues. 100% win record. WINNING. The closest I’ve gotten before was two weeks prior when I won ten of twelve leagues. Week before that was my worst week, I only won five leagues.
DUDE I WON ALL OF MY LEAGUES!!!
I won half my leagues last year so some of the leagues this year are Winner’s Circle and the rest are the standard.
The List, Current Standings:
- fedaykin 2nd
- bengesserit 1st
- mentat 9th
- House Atreides 1st
- Sin Cave 3rd
- Cute Lil Pupper 5th
- Stafford’s Other Wife 5th
- fremen 2nd
- puppygiggles 2nd
- stupidautodraft 4th
- myvanhascandy 10th
- SashaClub 6th
Yeah I like Dune.
Sasha Club is based on one of my favorite SNL skits. I am in my husband’s phone as Sasha Club. https://youtu.be/TzWi33Z8Nvc
I like my dog. Yeah, he’s my avatar.
Sin Cave is another word for vagina. I was clearly the only and last open spot on a draft with a bunch of dude bros that know each other, per the comments in chat and the team names. I mean, how could I NOT go there. So I really want to win that league. One dude keeps changing his team name to anti-liberal shit. I am ahead of him right now. Playing him this week and I hope to beat his ass in playoffs too, if he gets there.
Yeah, petty is my favorite color.